Cam is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, self-confident armadillo.

Cam created the world two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cam, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cam, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Cam's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Cam's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. You must pray to Cam five times a day.

5. Never look at stars.