Bonkdobnur is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, witless monkey.

Bonkdobnur created silver four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bonkdobnur, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bonkdobnur, he will laugh at you.

Bonkdobnur's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Bonkdobnur's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always make sure there are no seals in a room before entering it.

3. Do not wear white clothing.

4. Put Bonkdobnur first in all things.

5. Do not eat melons.