Sabrigafhab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, witless newt.

Sabrigafhab created an atom two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sabrigafhab, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Sabrigafhab, he will turn you into a mouse.

Sabrigafhab's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Sabrigafhab's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never think ill of sick eagles.

3. Do not take Sabrigafhab's name in vain.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. You must pray to Sabrigafhab nine times a day.