Wabflabshavfud is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, self-assured raccoon.

Wabflabshavfud created the planet Venus three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wabflabshavfud, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Wabflabshavfud, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Wabflabshavfud's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Wabflabshavfud's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Wabflabshavfud.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never mention doves.

5. Never wear yellow kilts.