Hivcapcim is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, egotistical dragonfly.

Hivcapcim created the Small Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hivcapcim, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Hivcapcim, he will turn you into a rat.

Hivcapcim's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Hivcapcim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

5. Retreat if three sheep approach from the east.