Besthugmapfadfabtonkshavneg is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, contented hamster.

Besthugmapfadfabtonkshavneg created the Black Eye Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Besthugmapfadfabtonkshavneg, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Besthugmapfadfabtonkshavneg, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Besthugmapfadfabtonkshavneg's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Besthugmapfadfabtonkshavneg's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not wear tin on your body.

3. Never wear brown hats.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not kill frogs.
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