Natbestomt is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, astonishing dove.

Natbestomt created everything that exists two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Natbestomt, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Natbestomt, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Natbestomt's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Natbestomt's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not skip in public.

4. Do not wear lead on your body.

5. Do not kill capybaras.
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