Pasmisdit is a god.

It takes the form of a large, benevolent whale.

Pasmisdit created a photon seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pasmisdit, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pasmisdit, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Pasmisdit's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Pasmisdit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never paint your feet black.

3. Never eat cherries.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Always make sure there are no pigs in a building before entering it.