Shavlattig is a god.
He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, passionate
newt.
Shavlattig created the planet Earth seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Shavlattig, he will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Shavlattig, he will destroy your home galaxy.
Shavlattig's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.
Shavlattig's Holy Commandments1. Put Shavlattig first in all things.
2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
3. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.
4. Never think ill of sick snails.
5. Never eat green fruit.