Bogdadflab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, wise skunk.

Bogdadflab created Asia seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogdadflab, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bogdadflab, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Bogdadflab's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Bogdadflab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not hurt swans.

3. Never think ill of sick voles.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate horses.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.