Bogdadflab is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely fat, wise
skunk.
Bogdadflab created Asia seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bogdadflab, he will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Bogdadflab, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.
Bogdadflab's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.
Bogdadflab's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink alcohol.
2. Do not hurt swans.
3. Never think ill of sick voles.
4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate horses.
5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.