Lamkammin is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, fast duck.

Lamkammin created time and space two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lamkammin, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Lamkammin, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Lamkammin's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Lamkammin's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not wear green clothing.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never feed beans to porpoises while wearing magenta ear rings.