Zakbodsug is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, emotional dolphin.

Zakbodsug created dark matter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zakbodsug, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Zakbodsug, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Zakbodsug's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Zakbodsug's Holy Commandments

1. Zakbodsug must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always make sure there are no seals in a building before entering it.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. You must never eat apples.