Davnigpid is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, almighty wyrm.

Davnigpid created the Cigar Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Davnigpid, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Davnigpid, he will turn you into a mole.

Davnigpid's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Davnigpid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. You must pray to Davnigpid seven times a day.

3. Never jump in holy places.

4. Never eat figs.

5. Worship no other gods but Davnigpid.