Neghonlat is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, clever wasp.

Neghonlat created water seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Neghonlat, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Neghonlat, he will send you a sign.

Neghonlat's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Neghonlat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never wear scarves.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Neghonlat on top of all buildings.

5. Never think about planets.