Jantabfem is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, wise pigeon.

Jantabfem created everything that exists twelve years ago.

If you believe in Jantabfem, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Jantabfem, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Jantabfem's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Jantabfem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jantabfem.

4. Run away if five aardvarks approach from the east.

5. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.