Fotlibzig Fossabkam is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, passionate bat.

Fotlibzig Fossabkam created dark matter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fotlibzig Fossabkam, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fotlibzig Fossabkam, he will throw large rocks at you.

Fotlibzig Fossabkam's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Fotlibzig Fossabkam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not hurt capybaras.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fotlibzig Fossabkam.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.