Yartigcip is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, kind bird.

Yartigcip created an up quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yartigcip, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Yartigcip, she will jump up and down on your head.

Yartigcip's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Yartigcip's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never talk about nebulae.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.