Dantomgab is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, tranquil snake.

Dantomgab created gold nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Dantomgab, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dantomgab, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Dantomgab's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Dantomgab's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from orange squirrels, for they are unholy.

2. Dantomgab loves monkeys, so they must be respected.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dantomgab.

5. Never talk about fire.