Nandadwaphivoncarsigjig is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, fast finch.

Nandadwaphivoncarsigjig created the Virgo Supercluster eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nandadwaphivoncarsigjig, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nandadwaphivoncarsigjig, he will try to impress you with trees.

Nandadwaphivoncarsigjig's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Nandadwaphivoncarsigjig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always look after injured moths.

3. Always obey Nandadwaphivoncarsigjig's priests.

4. Run away from magenta capybaras, for they are unholy.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.