Bafhotcad is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, merciful wyvern.

Bafhotcad created silver twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bafhotcad, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bafhotcad, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Bafhotcad's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Bafhotcad's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed coconuts to grasshopers while wearing cyan kilts.

2. Do not wear red clothing.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Retreat if three gulls approach from the west.

5. Do not commit murder.