Bincudgep is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, able deer.

Bincudgep created everything that exists five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bincudgep, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bincudgep, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Bincudgep's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Bincudgep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. You must love Bincudgep.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Erect a large silver sculpture of Bincudgep on top of all buildings.