Timvongodappkaptitdag Mutzignig is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, able hippopotamus.

Timvongodappkaptitdag Mutzignig created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight million years ago.

If you believe in Timvongodappkaptitdag Mutzignig, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Timvongodappkaptitdag Mutzignig, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Timvongodappkaptitdag Mutzignig's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Timvongodappkaptitdag Mutzignig's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Grasshopers are not to be trusted.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.