Yogjabyar is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unsympathetic weasel.

Yogjabyar created the Sol system six billion years ago.

If you believe in Yogjabyar, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Yogjabyar, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Yogjabyar's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Yogjabyar's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Never talk about amino acids.

3. Squirrels are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never talk about comets.