Stipkingud is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, resourceful penguin.

Stipkingud created the Milkyway three million years ago.

If you believe in Stipkingud, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Stipkingud, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Stipkingud's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Stipkingud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate gulls.

5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.