Ranlopbog is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, confident human.

Ranlopbog created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ranlopbog, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Ranlopbog, he will turn you into a frog.

Ranlopbog's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Ranlopbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat beans.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not bounce in public.