Banpomcit is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, witty hummingbird.

Banpomcit created carbon eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Banpomcit, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Banpomcit, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Banpomcit's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Banpomcit's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Always help grasshopers.

5. Never write about cell theory.