Rigbapstaf is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, weak pigeon.

Rigbapstaf created Asia eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rigbapstaf, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Rigbapstaf, it will be very unhappy.

Rigbapstaf's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Rigbapstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a building before entering it.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Rigbapstaf.

5. Always treat gulls with great respect.