Sadkemcab is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, passionate bat.

Sadkemcab created silver seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Sadkemcab, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Sadkemcab, it will turn you into a tree.

Sadkemcab's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Sadkemcab's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Run away from black rats, for they are unholy.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Hide if seven mice approach from the north.

5. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a building before entering it.