Misfunyam is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, able mouse.

Misfunyam created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Misfunyam, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Misfunyam, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Misfunyam's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Misfunyam's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never talk about swans.

4. Never wear magenta scarves.

5. Never pour water over plants.