Sugbusben is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, witless narwhal.

Sugbusben created an electron eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sugbusben, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Sugbusben, it will turn you into a rock.

Sugbusben's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Sugbusben's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight platinum sculptures of Sugbusben on top of important buildings.

2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sugbusben.