Tadzimmat is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, benevolent hyena.

Tadzimmat created the solar system three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tadzimmat, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tadzimmat, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Tadzimmat's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Tadzimmat's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not wear silver on your body.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tadzimmat.

5. Do not trade with those who eat figs.