Ladlamhun is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, all-knowing hydra.

Ladlamhun created the world three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ladlamhun, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Ladlamhun, she will send you a sign.

Ladlamhun's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Ladlamhun's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured ants.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not commit murder.