Nurtbutmil is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, cheerful manatee.

Nurtbutmil created time and space five billion years ago.

If you believe in Nurtbutmil, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Nurtbutmil, it will ignore you.

Nurtbutmil's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Nurtbutmil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.