Arpfudceb is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, conceited squid.

Arpfudceb created oxygen eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arpfudceb, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Arpfudceb, it will be very sad.

Arpfudceb's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Arpfudceb's Holy Commandments

1. Arpfudceb must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.