Yokfig is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, annoying cobra.

Yokfig created matter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yokfig, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Yokfig, it will think nothing of it.

Yokfig's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Yokfig's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Yokfig.

3. Never wear purple boots.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.