Jenrannullsaw Hambegwad is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, stupid naga.

Jenrannullsaw Hambegwad created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jenrannullsaw Hambegwad, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Jenrannullsaw Hambegwad, it will turn you into a hamster.

Jenrannullsaw Hambegwad's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Jenrannullsaw Hambegwad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never look in ponds.