Dodsistam is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, pitiless bird.

Dodsistam created vertebrates seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dodsistam, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dodsistam, he will boil you in a big pot.

Dodsistam's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Dodsistam's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate dogs.

2. Always help sick swans.

3. Do not shave your feet.

4. You must never eat turnips.

5. Never look at planets.