Flytaggutwon is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, moody chinchilla.

Flytaggutwon created the Sunflower Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flytaggutwon, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Flytaggutwon, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Flytaggutwon's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Flytaggutwon's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Flytaggutwon.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never talk about comets.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.