Himnutbonfidlib is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, stupid unicorn.

Himnutbonfidlib created water seven million years ago.

If you believe in Himnutbonfidlib, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Himnutbonfidlib, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Himnutbonfidlib's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Himnutbonfidlib's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat aubergines.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Himnutbonfidlib must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Hide from mauve monkeys for they are unholy.

5. Never pour water over plants.