Cinmigwigjon is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, caring mink.

Cinmigwigjon created the Andromeda Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cinmigwigjon, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cinmigwigjon, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Cinmigwigjon's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Cinmigwigjon's Holy Commandments

1. Cinmigwigjon loves moths, so they must be respected.

2. Run away if four tapirs approach from the west.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.