Cardudlab Miglimkon is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, strong badger.

Cardudlab Miglimkon created dark energy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cardudlab Miglimkon, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cardudlab Miglimkon, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Cardudlab Miglimkon's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Cardudlab Miglimkon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never wear turquoise kilts.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate turtles.

4. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Cardudlab Miglimkon on top of all buildings.

5. Never play with disobedient children.