Febdabbogkad is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, humorless deer.

Febdabbogkad created humanity two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Febdabbogkad, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Febdabbogkad, he will be very unhappy.

Febdabbogkad's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Febdabbogkad's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Febdabbogkad.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Erect seven nickel sculptures of Febdabbogkad on top of important buildings.

4. Put Febdabbogkad first in all things.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Febdabbogkad.