Sadtarptitcubomtcemgofbop is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, wise crab.

Sadtarptitcubomtcemgofbop created an electron five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sadtarptitcubomtcemgofbop, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sadtarptitcubomtcemgofbop, she will send you a sign.

Sadtarptitcubomtcemgofbop's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Sadtarptitcubomtcemgofbop's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Sadtarptitcubomtcemgofbop.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Hide if five moths approach from the south.

4. Do not eat nuts.

5. Never wear corsets.