Vaghanbemtamgenhinbum is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, compassionate badger.

Vaghanbemtamgenhinbum created time and space five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vaghanbemtamgenhinbum, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Vaghanbemtamgenhinbum, he will destroy your favourite star.

Vaghanbemtamgenhinbum's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Vaghanbemtamgenhinbum's Holy Commandments

1. Vaghanbemtamgenhinbum loves turtles, so they must be honoured.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Gulls are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vaghanbemtamgenhinbum.