Nillbadflag is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, bad-tempered fox.

Nillbadflag created silver two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nillbadflag, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Nillbadflag, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Nillbadflag's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Nillbadflag's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never sit in the presence of ducks.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nillbadflag.

5. Never eat tomatoes.