Funtithot is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, two-faced raccoon.

Funtithot created the Sun two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Funtithot, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Funtithot, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Funtithot's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Funtithot's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt snails.

2. Always look after injured doves.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Always pray immersed in water.