Kikbomhin is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, generous chinchilla.

Kikbomhin created a quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kikbomhin, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Kikbomhin, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Kikbomhin's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Kikbomhin's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not eat lemons.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not sing in public.