Zodlitcinparkflisgabjabbell is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, unselfish shrew.

Zodlitcinparkflisgabjabbell created Africa six million years ago.

If you believe in Zodlitcinparkflisgabjabbell, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Zodlitcinparkflisgabjabbell, she will boil you in a big pot.

Zodlitcinparkflisgabjabbell's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Zodlitcinparkflisgabjabbell's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never talk about doves.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.