Negsaggov is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, awe-inspiring lizard.

Negsaggov created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight million years ago.

If you believe in Negsaggov, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Negsaggov, she will send you a sign.

Negsaggov's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Negsaggov's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Negsaggov's name in vain.

2. Do not hurt dogs.

3. Never wear hats.

4. Always help hamsters.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.