Cebcamxuck is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, duplicitous skunk.

Cebcamxuck created bats nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cebcamxuck, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cebcamxuck, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Cebcamxuck's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Cebcamxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in holy places.

2. You must never eat gooseberries.

3. Always help dolphins.

4. Never look at stars.

5. Hide if six rats approach from the north.